The pitfalls of being short.

I have spent the entirety of my adult life at the paltry height of 5 feet and 1.5 inches (156.21 cm).  There really are few ways to win with this when the universe continues to use me for its entertainment. After-all, there is no other reason the explain why the height of every deodorant-immune armpit is exactly 4 feet and 10.5 inches off the groud - the exact level of my nose.